What You Shouldn't Do at School

A parent might reach for this book when a child is feeling anxious about the rigid rules of a new classroom or, conversely, when a child needs a gentle nudge to remember their manners through humor rather than a lecture. It is the perfect choice for breaking the ice during the first week of school or when a child's behavior has become a bit too boisterous in a formal setting. This rhyming picture book uses absurdist humor to explore all the wild and impossible things one should never do at school, from riding grizzly bears to doing headstands on furniture. By highlighting what is ridiculous, it reinforces classroom expectations in a way that feels like a shared joke rather than a list of demands. The playful illustrations and bouncy rhythm make it a joy to read aloud for children ages 3 to 7, helping them navigate the transition to school life with a sense of fun and imagination.